Intimacy: Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually...

By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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Tactical nuke

By not getting laid - 13/10/2013 14:38 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

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Judgy

By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

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Privacy

By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 22:00 - Germany

Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML

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Eyebleach

By Nomoretexting - 01/11/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I received a 4-page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight, in full detail. I'm one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML

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Overbearing parents are the worst

By SoDead - 05/12/2020 04:01 - United States - Center Point

Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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deliciouskaek 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:42

That's not okay. That is seriously NOT okay. Verbal abuse, FTL.

spiffles 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:46

I'm pretty sure that making out does not = slutty.

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quitterl 0

Friday 3 July 2009 8:05

FACT: You are an idiot.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:25

you should get raped just so you'll respect what your mom tells you

inkiepie 0

Friday 3 July 2009 23:06

wow... well, you should be a little more careful where/ when you make out with your bf. And maybe the reason why she's overly protective of you is, becuse ur younger than 14? perhaps? maybe.. If you are then maybe you should slow it down.

Destinyx 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:22

Lol if my mum caught me making out with my boyfriend, she'd probably call me a ***** and ban me from seeing him. Least your mum said something witty & amusing.

afmanslady 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 2:39

i agree with #188, she did say something witty. on another note, your mom sounds like my mom. i'm moved out now, and one day, it will be the same case for you.

hkg11 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 3:57

hahhahahahah :D that seriously made my day. your mom is hilarious :)

whyowhy26 3

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:01

# 126 says it all. OP i feel your pain. i wanted 2 go out with a bunch of frenz [both boys and girls] to a movie. my mom gave me a big lecture on how i would never get married because everyone would think of me as a **** for being in a group with boys =/ sigh.