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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By Closingwild - 21/07/2012 06:18 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML

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By PLU - 27/01/2011 00:57 - Canada

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

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By TappedAnts - 08/04/2016 01:45 - United States - Seabrook

Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML

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By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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Zebidee 8

Monday 29 August 2011 11:58

Respond by acting with grace. Taking the high ground works every time.

rein 8

Monday 29 August 2011 12:00

that would be your cue to start acting like a crazy chick.

Comments

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 29 August 2011 13:09

And? What's wrong with being a bit crazy? It's usually the 'crazy' people that have the most fun. So just go with it and have fun.

guckylynn 19

Monday 29 August 2011 13:20

Its the quiet ones you should be afraid of.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 29 August 2011 14:34

Not necessarily, sometimes they're the most fun of all. ;p

simplylost643 0

Monday 29 August 2011 17:56

26, Do you really believe that we should be encouraging anyone to act out their craziness? Having been stabbed by a woman before for trying to end a relationship amiably, I say no, we should not encourage crazy.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 29 August 2011 19:51

Fine, Simplylost, I'll rephrase my original sentiment. 'What's wrong with being the quirky and fun kind of crazy?' Clearly, bat-shit, psycho crazy is not something to be encouraged. I just happen to use the word 'crazy' to mean the good kind.

aFatFuck 0

Monday 29 August 2011 20:46

It's the crazy people that say crazy people are fun. It's the quiet people that say quiet people are fun. It's the boring people that say boring people are fun. It's the retarded people that say retarded people are fun. And so on,