Miscellaneous: Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman...

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By moreliketurdmart - 03/06/2013 16:48 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML

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Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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Pissed to meet you

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 01:23 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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trippymane 6

Monday 13 May 2013 2:44

YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.

yoimtrollin 24

Monday 13 May 2013 2:45

Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.

Comments

sniken 14

Monday 13 May 2013 2:48

You could've just shrugged your shoulders and walked away from the troll.

ElatedEarthling 15

Monday 13 May 2013 2:52

"I'm sorry troll, I can't understand your riddle and do NOT want to go across your bridge." Easy as that.

sniken 14

Monday 13 May 2013 3:35

Haha, would love a brain that could give such sharp and witty comebacks in all stupid conversations.

TheShadyMilkman 15

Monday 13 May 2013 4:53

#12 You totally get respect for the Monty Python Holy Grail plug...

Soloman212 28

Monday 13 May 2013 10:14

... I'm quite sure Monty Python didn't pioneer that whole "troll under the bridge" folklore, and besides, that troll asked three questions, not a riddle.

Zen_Mei 17

Monday 13 May 2013 2:53

She's hideous both inside and out. Ugh you should have punched her

fuzz97 23

Monday 13 May 2013 3:21

why do people always suggest violence as a way to solve problems

kozzard 17

Monday 13 May 2013 5:04

because its a short term fix for long term problems

Whydoyouask 11

Monday 13 May 2013 2:58

She....bullied you into confessing!?? YDI.

Ameel_fml 19

Monday 13 May 2013 9:25

How does that even happen? If I don't want to talk to some stranger, I just walk off. Why would anyone let a stranger bully them? o.O

PiNkMoOn 9

Monday 13 May 2013 2:58

you should've slapped her!

fuzz97 23

Monday 13 May 2013 3:40

seriously people stop saying things like this

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Monday 13 May 2013 2:59

Don't be a pussy next time OP.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 May 2013 3:02

I'm sorry ugly woman, I don't speak Walmart.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 13 May 2013 3:08

YDI, OP. Unless she's a Jedi or a Witch. In which case, run or burn her.

fml0505 22

Monday 13 May 2013 3:09

Come on OP! You can't let that happen..

holagranola 15

Monday 13 May 2013 3:12

Or you could have just walked away

BlackPhenom 9

Monday 13 May 2013 3:18

The fact you're here calling her hideous and ugly while not having done anything at the time tells me all I need to know. Man up next time you won't regret it