Shoes and Work: Be more specific

Be more specific

By readytoamputatemyfeet - 30/06/2013 23:00 - United States - Winter Springs

Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight-hour shift. FML

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By AnnieThrax - 18/09/2012 04:35 - United States - Holdingford

Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2020 14:01

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By rhartnett11 - 23/04/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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By smallpaycheck - 16/08/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

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Shook

By footfetish - 02/02/2013 11:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a male employee at a shoe shop helped me try on shoes. Once I found a pair, I went to pay for them. I was telling the cashier about how great of an employee he was when she told me there were no male employees. A guy with a foot fetish helped me find shoes. FML

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sharksfan48 13

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

I guess if you say 'pretty black pair' it makes your boyfriend think of a shoe like that. Maybe just say 'black pair' next time.

ShadowBox 8

Monday 1 July 2013 8:29

At least they were YOUR stilettos, right?

Comments

Beva_fml 15

Monday 1 July 2013 10:35

I feel for your 8-hour shift deal but seriously, "the pretty black pair"? It's a guy you'r talking to, did you expect anything else?

lrak 6

Monday 1 July 2013 10:36

Pretty. Black. Task complete.

freesitter 14

Monday 1 July 2013 10:43

Why would you say "pretty" black shoes? You work with food, save your nice shoes for when your not working.

ballsacks33 17

Monday 1 July 2013 10:52

YDI For not specifying what you wanted.

Probaton 11

Monday 1 July 2013 10:55

Man goes out of his way to help out his girlfriend to the best of his admittedly (and predictably) rudimentary fashion ability and all he gets is this lousy FML.

Neopopulas 9

Monday 1 July 2013 11:00

That the **** did you expect? He can't read your mind..

baristagirl2003 7

Monday 1 July 2013 12:45

The thing happened to me as I was walking to the bus stop to go to jury duty. I asked my brother to bring my chunky heeled loafers and he also brought me stilettos. Ugh! I feel for you girl! Good luck. Make him give you a good foot run when you get home.

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 1 July 2013 13:02

If you were talking about some flats op you should have said so people can't read minds so YDI for not telling him flats

KaiserSD 8

Monday 1 July 2013 13:25

Don't expect a mind-reader then...

miyaviichan 27

Monday 1 July 2013 13:49

'You should have been more specific.' Is that the sound of guys everywhere admitting they have no common sense?

Dilwann 27

Monday 1 July 2013 14:37

Nope. I'm a girl and think they're right. He could've 'forgotten' about what her job involves. She should have been more specific, in the sense, 'pretty black pair, no heels'.

miyaviichan 27

Monday 1 July 2013 14:50

So if it's not lack of common sense, it's absentmindedness.

snazzymcwho 21

Monday 6 July 2015 18:06

#67 I wish I could thumbs you up 300 times. so many people on here blaming the OP when COMMON SENSE would dictate that even a man could figure out stilettos are bad for an 8 hour work shift. ****. I'm so annoyed with this whole comments section.