By "senordonkeydildo" - 26/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Center Conway

Today, I decided to pull a prank on my girlfriend by hiding in the closet and scaring her when she came home. I got in and closed the closet doors, only to realize I couldn't open them from the inside. She just texted me to say she covered for a friend and won't be home for 6 more hours. FML
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senordonkeydildo 22

Wow! I can't believe this got posted so fast. I only posted it like 3 days ago. Let me just inform you all that I made it out, SAFE and with UNBROKEN doors. I texted a buddy of mine and he came and got me out, but not before making me listen to him tell me a plethora of gay jokes. It was worth it though because after I came out of the closet (ha ha) we had some beers and played video games for a few hours. And to answer some peoples' concerns, my girlfriend and I prank each other a lot. She pranks me more often than I prank her. Or she tries. I go for stelth and try to wait and do something when she thinks I've forgotten about or war or when least expects it. Obviously I peaked myself this time, but just wait. :)

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Regulate 21

I mean, it's not like you're stuck. You might have to buy another closet door though. Probably worth six hours of freedom.

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Glowworm56 26

Sounds like someone was trapped in the closet.

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Regulate 21

I mean, it's not like you're stuck. You might have to buy another closet door though. Probably worth six hours of freedom.

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Regulate 21

I mean, it's not like you're stuck. You might have to buy another closet door though. Probably worth six hours of freedom.

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RichardPencil 30

I thought she was going to be bringing in another dude. I hope she still likes you after you come out of the closet.

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RichardPencil 30

I thought she was going to be bringing in another dude. I hope she still likes you after you come out of the closet.

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Exaspera 54

Hope you brought a jar. BTW I don't think this is a very good prank, you could get really hurt.

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hunterseal 18

That's not a cool prank, hopefully those six hours gave you time to reevaluate yourself

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CalebBWoods 5

Some people enjoy those kinds of pranks, me and my girlfriend scare the crap out of one another often as jokes. Don't judge just because you don't. Your not his girl

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Regulate 21

Ok, Oscar, calm down. Look how that worked out for you last time.

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iamme216 7

*starts playing r. kelly*

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