Judgemental

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19

You're the bastard who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!

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A07 48

Should'ave told him you eat mean kids who annoy you on the bus.

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UmmOkThen 31

That's kinda cute. Kids do bizarre things.

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teentee401 36

I bet you were born naked too, you ****.

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enddmd 27

The ***** probably showers naked too.

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Lil_Red777 21

I'll bet she's naked under those clothes too. Scandalous!

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penguin2000 2

I bet she takes off her underwear when she pees that *****

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Saddyohh 13

Would have been better if your husband was there and the little brat kicked him in the balls. Full circle.

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Nilorak 24

What if she doesn't have a husband?

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laden_swallow09 34

Even then, what's keeping OP from picking up her leg and extending it into the kid, herself?

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mannatee 19

Maybe because OP isn't a child hitting ********

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DArthurVaderian 18

Lol #35 how did you pull woman power out of that comment?

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claudia19801811 14

WTF is wrong with you? A little kid wouldn't understand that you can't say that as a normal thing'

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foreverhappy98 10

At least he is paying attention to Sex Ed...

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davincidasecond 24

Well, I guess the whole "you'll understand when you're older" thing wouldn't apply here.

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vikky538 28

i know what you did that night... kids these days...

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91hayek 31

I'm impressed that didn't set you off due to pregnancy hormones, causing you to break down in tears.

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jrod2376 11

that is just hilarious xD although you should have given him an evil look and said "I just ate a boy your size for breakfast." haha

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