Ouch

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML
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Emma1562 35

Ouch. I hope you heal and you don't sneeze often until you do.

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UncleCaitlyn 21

Thats snot fun. hopefully you can take some painkillers and feel better!

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marta_tpsmh 13

Probably very similar to sneezing after sinus surgery...sorry dude

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patte_fml 19

I feel you… but I still had to laugh. There's nothing better than Schadenfreude after a long day.

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MissBehavin77 18

Just reading this made me cringe, FYL. Hope you have a fast recovery OP!

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finalyearsofhate 22

I got a really bad cold right after my gall bladder surgery. every sneezing fit brought on hiccups. I can feel your pain op. sorry

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Grayness_ 26

I have back pain and sometimes when I sneeze it hurts to the point I try not to move at all. I hope you get better and hopefully you can walk again! Just take the morphine/painkillers that the Doc will prescribe you. Just remember to stop taking them after you don't need them. It will mess you up if you take them for too long!

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Kittyphysics 21

did that a couple of hours after a c section. they had to replace some of my staples. I can't even imagine how awful that felt after spinal surgery. hang in there op.

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thunderniron 22

I feel for you. I know that feeling intimately.

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militarybrat 21

I know you mean the meds they give you in surgery. Mine didnt feel that bad for a few hours after either. But you really need to take the pills they give you every x hours. Dont wait for the pain to start, because it takes about an hour to work.

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