So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
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lhoavtee 3

if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead

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darksidehascooki_fml 0

most awesome thing EVAH!!!!

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elmick 0

Damm that's hot, if only that could happen to me.

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thatssomeBS 9

This is not an FML. This is a great day.

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fromthesuck 8

oh hey man not to embarrass you but you're on the wrong site. you meant to go to envymyundeservinglife.com let's make a count of how many people actually go to it. I don't even know if it's real

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McQuack_fml 0

Intense ******, be proud OP and read up on some counters.

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texas1992 0

damn nigga she must have been feeling it

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Xythenol 6

I honestly gotta say, I love it when my girlfriend does that to me. Next time, just take a deep breath before diving in xD

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someone3225 2

you are saying that like its a bad thing!! triangle choke FTW

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