Sorry Babe By FML Videos - 04/10/2018 18:30 - United States - New York Don't hate me please! I agree, your life sucks 328 You deserved it 83 Share Tweet Share
Today, I told my man that, in order to get me ready for sex within a minute whenever he wants, he only needs to relearn how to go down on me, which he used to do splendidly but has somehow forgotten. He apparently considers this too much effort and will rather keep groping me unsuccessfully. FML I agree, your life sucks 424 You deserved it 110
Today, my housemate picked me up from the psychiatric ward, after I'd spent ten days there with a major depressive episode. She said that she thought it rather odd that I'd gotten so bad, since she'd replaced my antidepressants with homeopathic pills. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 578 You deserved it 90
Today, there was a pretty girl sitting near me on the train home. I thought about asking for her number., but instead a drunk nitwit decided to wander around the car and came very close to touching her. She got up and moved to the other end, while I had to deal with a belligerent hobo who was now intent on fighting me. FML I agree, your life sucks 853 You deserved it 160
Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 000 You deserved it 72 184
Today, my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks like my ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 316 You deserved it 5 148
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 601 You deserved it 33 433
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 496 You deserved it 4 413
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML I agree, your life sucks 28 525 You deserved it 2 412