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By Noname - 14/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I came back from a hike to see my trailer rocking, as well as some strange but obvious noises coming from it. I went camping alone. Two strangers were in my camper having sex. FML

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By Username - 19/06/2011 18:08 - United States

Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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Get in there!

By Scared4Lf - 19/08/2016 18:10 - United States - Lamoure

Today, I was awoken by my grandparents making love, as they shook the camper in which my cousin and I were sleeping. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went camping. The night was calm and quiet, so we went to our separate tents to sleep. I closed my eyes, listening to the distant waves and my father playing porn in the tent beside me. FML

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MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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By atleasthelocalsarenice - 04/03/2017 12:00

Today, while camping alone in an isolated area, I was woken up at 3 a.m. by a fellow camper, who then offered me a crayfish and a romantic beach walk as a way of flirtation. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2015 14:12 - United States - Kill Devil Hills

Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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crazyhobo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:05

you should charge them for using your camper.

Katylolo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:30

Oooh, nasty. :P Next time lock it up when you leave. Ooooooor leave a camcorder running; I'm sure the viewers at Youporn would love your candid footage! Revenge is a dish best served...nekkid? :P :D

Comments

crazyhobo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:05

you should charge them for using your camper.

twitchy315 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:04

forget charging for the camper! charge them for not letting you in!

slackbheep 0

Friday 25 September 2009 15:17

And if the door is unlocked, thats an invitation.

sheagstaz 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 4:27

Join them and show me a video

cda2090 6

Friday 27 January 2012 3:20

Orgy party time

lolajelly 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:14

why would you go camping alone?

Lolzasaur1337 0

Friday 14 January 2011 7:24

yeah that would be kind of creepy... but I guess it depends on where your camping

Mnemic 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:16

They were drunk I presume? :-P

cumberbunny 17

Sunday 13 April 2014 16:42

Let's hope so... 0_o

Katylolo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:30

Oooh, nasty. :P Next time lock it up when you leave. Ooooooor leave a camcorder running; I'm sure the viewers at Youporn would love your candid footage! Revenge is a dish best served...nekkid? :P :D

getwild 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 1:31

wow

hersheykisses511 18

Sunday 22 March 2015 6:37

Xvideos are better

GameRater01 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:36

Haha, what #1 said, you should charge them for using it

amelinat 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 13:08

HA haha ha. What a cheeky pair! Sucks for you, but its pretty funny.

cchamp27 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 13:14

Today, I went camping alone. FML

bartholemew4life 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:22

funniest shit ever...

nat66623 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 13:33

I would have called the police or made them pay me or something LOL

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 13:37

That's really creepy. But yeah it makes me feel kind of sad that people apparently go camping alone

AlyshaDeShae 10

Saturday 14 March 2009 14:41

Camping alone sucks, but I can understand it. Sometimes I just want to be alone. Hell, this year for my birthday, I'm planning to be alone for at least a week just to get some peace and quiet!! As for the strangers in your camper, I hope you had the sense to call the police or park rangers or something.