By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Sounds like a cool grandma.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Sounds like a cool grandma.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

1-Grannies know how to party. OP, your grandma is bring the house-of-worship down and raising the roof. Raptor Jesus would be proud.

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DontClickOnMe 28

14 - What's up with yours?

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bubblekitty 1

Driver gets pulled over Cop - what's in that bottle sir? Driver - water Cop - but this is wine Driver - praise the Lord this is a miracle!

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grahambertus 11

It seems that she drank a bit too much of Jesus' blood.

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kerrwoof 13

I think we can all learn from your grandma. I hope I'm that cool when I'm old

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capilot 10

Yeppers. Add a pickup truck and you've got the makings for a great country song.

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yahoowizard 16

Probably brought in water to drink, but little did she know, Jesus had turned it all into wine

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LouisianaBob 9

She probably spiked the blood of christ all on her own.

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ScottieJo 8

"Is this really the blood of Christ?" "Yes" "Wow, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day huh?"

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Pentium_4 27

hey, old livers can't handle much. she probably had one glass haha

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Goatinsfriend 8

Some grandparents are really awesome these days. Your grandma is one of them.

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Maybe Grandma want's to party. You whippersnappers can't have all the fun!

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xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

*wants. I have no idea why I included the apostrophe.

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xx000o 27

Sometimes we try too hard to get it wright.

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lrgenesis 19

I wish that were my grandma. Instead mine sits at home with her cats and reads ten year old newspapers

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