Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because...

By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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Still counts!

By Andrea Trevor - 07/08/2018 15:00

Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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Dancing queen

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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Graceful

By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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helennaa 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:04

So nobody was concerned that you fell down the stairs? Look on the bright side; at least you can do splits. That's more than I can do. And it wasn't an utterly humiliating experience.

okieraider71 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:15

Accidential ninjia.

Comments

zal13 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:22

what do u mean fml that sounds pretty awesome expcailly since u did stick the landing

toto365 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:17

who gives a rats ******* ass

sugercheeksnic 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:30

be happy th splits ate cool

thatfeelsright 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:39

hehe bet your groin hurts =S

MyKillz 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:01

*applauds*

mig29 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 8:12

that's hilarious!!!

Morgansayshi 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 8:16

That was you?!?!?!

rockin198 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 8:41

thats funny really funny just the start of the sentence i knew i would laugh

godyourethick 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:06

How have you not learned this? When someone falls down/drops a tray of food/otherwise experiences misfortune, people loudly applaud. Stop whining.

phatdaddy 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 20:09

And all you had to do was throw your hands up and smile as if to say, "TA-DA!!!" and people would talk about how AWESOME and hilarious you are instead of how clumsy and awkward you are. There's a fine line--it's called confidence.