Love: Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat...

By Catnip - 30/06/2016 23:42 - Germany - Michelstadt

Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, 'Wow, so beautiful!' FML

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Same thing different taste

By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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By pimplesapparently - 18/02/2016 20:17 - United States - New York

Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

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Some people just want to be caught

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 16:54 - Canada - Delta

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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nonsensical 26

Friday 1 July 2016 13:42

He probably noticed you looked strange or different, but didn't want to say it to hurt your feelings. That's what I'm thinking

swaddison 11

Friday 1 July 2016 13:43

Yikes. That's awkward. Don't take it personal OP, does he tell you ever selfie you send is beautiful? He probably is just trying to compliment you regardless whether the selfie is cute or not

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nonsensical 26

Friday 1 July 2016 13:42

He probably noticed you looked strange or different, but didn't want to say it to hurt your feelings. That's what I'm thinking

swaddison 11

Friday 1 July 2016 13:43

Yikes. That's awkward. Don't take it personal OP, does he tell you ever selfie you send is beautiful? He probably is just trying to compliment you regardless whether the selfie is cute or not

hekinokuroihi 20

Friday 1 July 2016 14:03

Bitches be tricksy.

thepeniswrinkler 14

Friday 1 July 2016 14:22

Congratulations, you played yourself (sarcasm font).

walker9879 25

Friday 1 July 2016 15:13

You mean italics?

RememberSchlitz 9

Friday 1 July 2016 14:41

You completely deserved this.

AlmostDiffident 9

Friday 1 July 2016 14:44

Having ADD, that's totally something I would do.

possomman 10

Friday 1 July 2016 14:47

He noticed and was joking....

Noobish_Elk 18

Friday 1 July 2016 15:08

Agreed.

HoboMeth 33

Friday 1 July 2016 14:49

He was looking at your boobs

Taffimai 2

Friday 1 July 2016 15:10

Prosopagnosia, google it. This could 100% happen to me. I see you... I see you... turn around and I have no idea whether you have a moustache or what shape your eyes are. None. New haircut? Don't recognise you till you start talking. And the worst part of it is that I grew up mixing people up and being socially awkward without realising what the problem was - I had never considered that this wasn't how all people were.

Ladisa 28

Saturday 2 July 2016 12:16

While I do agree that prosopagosia is a possibility, it seems a bit far-fetched to me. It just seems more probable that (assuming she also used Snapchat to send it and not just to face-swap) he only saw it for a very short time and/or wasn't actually looking at his screen until the very last moment. This happens to me all the time when I check my phone and someone comes in and tries to talk to me. Then he just remembered that it looked somewhat like his girlfriend (and obviously she had sent it to him) and decided to compliment her. Again, not saying that prosopagnosia is not right, I just think that there might be an easier explanation.