By frapples1 - 21/12/2009 19:30 - United States

Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 390
You deserved it 2 944

Same thing different taste

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Whoa, Id get out of there fast. Thats a little creepy haha

creeeeeeeeeeeepy.this just follows the stereotypes about uncles

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Don't worry though, every girl has at least one uncle who wants to rape her. Unless she's just that ugly.

ruckerpark364 0

incest FTL edit: you should've followed it up with a grabbing of the genatalia

#46, why would she grab her creepy uncle's genitals?

The only good reason I can think of for it is to squeeze his balls as hard as you can, but still...

Rico5037 0

you shoulda said you had herpes

don't act like you didn't like it... jk jk.

Dude. It's a compliment. Get. Over. It.

maythem 0

u should tell ur dad abut him.otherwise, tell his wifegf if he has one!