Intimacy: Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google,...

By wtf - 12/07/2009 16:20 - United States

Today, I was on my girlfriend's computer. When searching on google, her browsing history popped up. The first thing was "Best positions for a small penis." FML

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By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Noname - 11/03/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML

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People have lists?!

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 07:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my girlfriend's list of people she's slept with on her Google docs. There was 11 names after mine. FML

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By jai90 - 03/02/2014 21:16 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, I found a Google search for "erectile dysfunction" in my browser search history, along with pages about treatments for it. I'm a woman, and I live alone. FML

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By Jason199615 - 17/04/2012 18:11 - United States - Marshfield

Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Noname - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

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Horrendous website content

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML

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Double life

By Anon - 14/10/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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shaynashakesit 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:24

Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.

ChefFrenchie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:25

well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.

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stevenstyle 2

Monday 13 July 2009 4:03

FYL for having a small penis.. im no giant down there but at least im not small. dont sweat it tho, some girls actually like small dicks (no sarcasm intended)

warrenthewalrus 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:13

Maybe you should start investing in male enhancement pills? At least she didn't dump you.

ilg4evr 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:13

HAHA I actually laughed out loud at this one...like a crazy person, alone in my room

dberri05 2

Monday 13 July 2009 4:14

you should just be glad that she didn't break up with you the first time she saw your penis.

kapay 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:24

Sucks your girlfriend has a small penis bwhahaha.

LittleMiss1 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:35

Maybe shes cheating on you with a dude with a smaller penis?? oh wait thats not any better....

Out4aTwist 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:38

its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean!

timmyp53 0

Monday 13 July 2009 4:40

dude **** your life.... im about 6 inches and i think im small but my girfriend thinks otherwise but she could be lying but i always smile and think of this site in case i find something like this.

stevenstyle 2

Monday 13 July 2009 5:54

6 in. is normal size, dont worry bout it.

plexico 3

Monday 13 July 2009 15:15

Yeah, don't let **** actors indicate what "normal" is. They are freaks. Have you noticed how ugly most male **** stars are? It's because dicks that big are very rare, so the movie makers take them no matter how disgusting they are everywhere else.