Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept...

By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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zbots 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:51

and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

fantome_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:45

Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

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TheLittlestNinja 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:35

FCKING BITCH GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO ON COMING TRAFFIC

34dah00d 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 2:54

man u must be black!!!! dnt tripp i think it happen to all us black at least twice in our lives!!!!!

moodyreallyrocks 27

Tuesday 31 January 2012 21:46

That was completely uncalled for!

panda_bear511 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:36

@1: WHAT THE ****? DO WE NEED TO USE CAPITALS?! @OP: Whoops!

Metzler31 17

Saturday 20 March 2010 12:52

I hate capitals

sophiepento 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:40

Hahaha suck shit, maybe stop looking so creepy

KidInEmerica 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:42

you probably look like a "thug" lol

fantome_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:45

Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

myexsucks 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:48

Why would the store worker tell you she thought you looked like someone who would shoplift? Seems pretty unprofessional to me....

zbots 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:51

and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

demonkonga 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:40

Nice one

Walk1ng_Trav3sty 8

Friday 13 December 2013 3:12

smooth.

chex_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:52

o that sucks

omgepiphany 0

Friday 8 May 2009 11:00

Good one, #7 hahaha

cthulhu1138 1

Friday 8 May 2009 11:01

On the bright side, at least you managed to get the girl's attention.

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