By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
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homedoggieo 0

Curtains. A sound investment.

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midget_chinese 0

lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour

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midget_chinese 0

lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour

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lmtlmt 7

What do dirty windows have to do with it?

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Kiwi_Splash 0

YDI for prancing around naked without shutting the curtains. Seriously, how could you not expect something like that?

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midget_chinese 0

how are any of these a reply to my original comment?

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Jankae 0

Then dont comment on it. organized ******, its his post and everyone rreplied

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spoo 24

repeat, but the previous one was ages ago...

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letitbe56 0

Yeah...there are a lot of FML's like this actually. I've stopped keeping track.

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_electricbonbon 0

YDI FOR BEING A GODDAMN CINNAMON ROLL. **** YOU.

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governator 0

If you are ugly, then FHL for going through the trouble...

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frannytrois64 0

Hahah lol yeah I agree. Every town has at least 1 pervy old man. YDI for giving that dude a strip show!

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cheeter 0

he wasn't giving the old guy a show!! he probably never noticed they were open. seriously I wouldn't care about the windows until herbert the pervert starts looking at me.

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Macromartyr 3

grow up midget. there's a reply for you

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joeyohe 0

it's girl that wrote this fml not a guy

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homedoggieo 0

Curtains. A sound investment.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Brilliant. Now if only the OP knew of this sensational invention beforehand...

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spoo 24

one poor old guy would have had one less experience in life. I know thats wrong, but as a guy I fail to see the damage done here :/

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cthulhu1138 1

Excellent idea. It's surprising how many people don't seem to comprehend that people can look into windows as well as out of them.

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Skull_300 0

Yeah, you cheap ass, get some curtains. I hope the old guy was pounding one out for ya!!!

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AloysiusWeasley 15

@#57: ...You fail to see the damage in some creepy pervert staring at a woman enjoying herself in her own home? I would feel violated and unsafe, and knowing there was there was that sort of creep living nearby would make me want to carry around more weaponry than I usually do, and not to mention sucking the joy from my daily activities, as I would then feel like my every move was being watched. I hope the OP called the cops.

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starberries 0

You don't have a right to privacy in your own home if you leave the curtains open. In fact, you can be arrested for indecency.

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escape2music 0

#2 i agree. OP how stupid can you be to prance around butt naked with the windows open? YDI.

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Kiki_2_u 0

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salle_fml 0

I'm sure it wasn't nice but I can't see how your life is ****** because of this?

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Antivirus_fml 0

OP, YDI because you are a douchbag!

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mrlucky4444 0

Creepy neighbour: 1 You: 0

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plexico 3

You must be British. Here in America, we don't use the word "bird" to mean "woman." In today's parlance, we can say the man was "howatching!" :)

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sparid 0

who the hell says parlance.. you freak.

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plexico 3

Smart people. On the IQ scale, I would qualify as a freak. I'm sure you are sliding down the slope on the lower side of the bell curve.

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letitbe56 0

A better question is, who doesn't say "parlance"? It's a very useful word, and it's got a very elegant sound to it. So much better than "vernacular", which sounds like a fungus.

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john_bell 0

I know who say parlance, people that have parents who aren't related

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plexico 3

Thank you, letitbe56 and alyssamcihelle35, I thought discriminating readers like you might enjoy the juxtaposition of the refined word, "parlance," with the vulgar slang, "ho." nodayliketoday, I'm blushing. PS: I can't wait until sparid sees "juxtaposition!"

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