By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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b0ngs 7

Celtic Yodelling Academy.

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SkoomaKi 27

He may be an asshole, but you got to give it to him; that was a pretty creative way to leave someone.

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nabila21 0

-1 Haha your pic fits this fml perfectly

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herrobear 0

This may make an ass out of me, but I assume he had revenge in his heart.

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idiothater1 4

Well something has driven him to leave you in that manor. I'm going to guess it wasn't the dog..

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Tweekz14 5

At least he was thoughtful..

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Badbrock 6

That's unfortunate! Let's hope he cleaned up the hair?

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Argumental_Rhino 8

How the **** does he clean up the hair if he left it there for her to see. Use common sense.

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Argumental_Rhino 8

Sorry BadBrock my mistake, I apologize for my rudeness. I misunderstood your comment..... What a dumb ass am I.

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joshdairyman 6

howdy you get a dog to let you do that??

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darwinism 30

Chloroform....and a really steady hand.

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mserrato 8

At least now you dont have to get his hair cut

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HairyPunisher 27

*sigh* 14 year olds... I could NEVER teach 8th or 9th grade. Their sense of humor would absolutely make me want to kill myself.

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ItsTehNinjaBish 1

At least he put in the effort instead of using facebook

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Wederoney 16

True dat. It's also quite novel. But still he's a coward.

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Vball6 19

Put effort into it? Shaving cya on the dog's fur is a dick move.

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wittygirl 8

Have you tried to shave a dog ever? They jostle and whine an jerk an bite an poo an pee on you it's a mess, the fact he was able to make words on the dog means he got talent in the dog grooming business

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Clarese 0

Not very mature! Sounds like you could do way better.

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DrMime 10

Getting dumped like that feels almost as bad as 'Cutting Your Anus'.

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hahachun 4

Red rocket. Red rocket. Giggity.

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cradle6 13

#8- Like "See you later"

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b0ngs 7

Celtic Yodelling Academy.

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TheDrifter 23

CYA = cover your ass. It's an oblique apology to the op for the case of anal ghonorreah she's about to find out he gave her.

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DrMime 10

'Call your aunt"? Maybe her boyfriend was just reminding her.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

CYA = Crash Your Automobile. Unfortunately, he's trying to convince OP to commit suicide by DRIVING LIKE A MANIAC!!

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DrMime 10

'Continue Yapping Away', the joke is dead.

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GreenAppleDP 0

86, your stupid. .. Wasn't very nice now, was it?

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iamabamf 17

YOU'RE both stupid. Stupid enough to use the wrong form of you're, anyway.

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DrMime 10

Please, please. Contain your fail, it's spilling into the other food of the plate.

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RadioOctopus 16

Canine Yielding Atomicbomb It may LOOK like a breakup but it was actually a warning.

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fylx100 19

And youR profile picture is a bunch of misspelled words..

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abbybailey204 19

That was just rude. I hope he didn't take any of your things with him!

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DrMime 10

I broke up with my girlfriend by shaving "I don't think we should continue dating, I mean I just really time and space apart for a while. I just can't do this forever, I'm sorry." into her cat...

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StopDropNRoll 11

Idk I think cya would have the same effect as that fancy good bye. And it's faster to shave in and that will give you more time to pack or run or whatever your doing. Just a thought for next time =P

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Must have been a big cat!

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RedPillSucks 31

which now looks like a naked mole rat

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Jakesterk96 8

12- I think you forgot to add "think we should have" after "really".

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ALpein 0

Hello StopDropNRoll. Today, we will be learning what kidding/jokes are. Lesson one: Sarcasm.

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reddudeover 2

59 - Ironic since you didn't get theirs.

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StopDropNRoll 11

That we the whole point of the face with the tongue sticking out. But w/e you try you fail it happens.

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RadioOctopus 16

37 he couldn't write all that on the cat gosh! He had to remove a word!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Or...he shaved it into his ex-girlfriend's liger. How she got a liger is, however, a complete mystery. Shaving a liger is equally impressive. |the kid|

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rinse087 0

There is nothing with him being civilized. It's much more polite than "cya".

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Nekro_kat 1

It's called sarcasm dumbass

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