By howaboutno - 14/03/2013 09:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML
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your_ma 27

Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!

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TeamKelly 10

Time for a new boyfriend...

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ohSNAPyall 26

You haven't seen him in a month? He's not your boyfriend.

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DirkTheDiggler 13

Whoa, I forgot that was today. I just have to pick up some A1 sauce and I'll be right over.

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kinky44 28

It's also "Find a new boyfriend" day.

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jadedragon 5

Steak and ******* day was almost a month ago...

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amifaiyaz 12

at least he has his priorities in order, steak is awesome.

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tj4234 35

'Today, my boyfriend who I haven't heard from in a whole month' hmmm... Pretty sure 'boyfriend' is the wrong word to use there...

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

You havt heard from him in a month?! Why do you still call him your boyfriend...

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jopo_fml 1

Where is the "He Deserves It" button...

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Amathiel 17

Steak and ******* day? Yes, yes it is. My man has already been given a tenderloin steak, and the night is far from over!

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Mauskau 35

He's still your boyfriend after not hearing from him at all in a month? I understand if he was on a month long holiday to somewhere with no electricity, which I doubt from the way he's acted so far, but he hasn't even called you or text you? I ended my last relationship because of that and I'm glad I did, time you did too, op.

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