Kids: Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old...

By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 04:59 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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Smash the Patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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Mothers know best

By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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By Disappointed - 04/10/2014 03:08

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying, "It's for my acne." FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By mr. machine - 31/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, my 19-year-old daughter got a haircut. When I asked her if she tipped the hairdresser, she looked at me in horror and asked, "You’re supposed to tip hairdressers?" FML

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By bleach - 24/03/2013 05:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML

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F*ck the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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Different together

By jessie - 15/05/2021 04:00

Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML

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babyblueyes 27

Friday 5 July 2013 11:59

Well he's gonna be surprised where else they grow hair if THAT shocks him...

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 5 July 2013 11:58

Yeah and girls don't poo either...

Comments

lyssgross 16

Friday 5 July 2013 18:32

That's exactly what happened in my family too!

stewpididiot 11

Friday 5 July 2013 18:37

I gotta get me a new map... I didn't know Ontario was that close to west ****** ....

davek 36

Friday 5 July 2013 18:47

They do in France. (Or so the stereotype goes.)

onorexveritas 23

Friday 5 July 2013 19:45

we have successfully fooled that one!

sugarbaby9908 20

Friday 5 July 2013 20:31

Ignorance is bliss

beachbum_101 16

Friday 5 July 2013 20:38

Hahahahahahahahgahahahaha he's so naive!!

DontSaveMe 16

Friday 5 July 2013 20:54

He's a bright one isn't he...

theeangelofmusic 1

Friday 5 July 2013 21:04

Lol thats awesome

winkydink13 6

Friday 5 July 2013 22:04

This isn't FML, it's just funny! xD

luismig2 2

Friday 5 July 2013 22:55

your 19 years old son is a virgin

Merylwen 24

Saturday 6 July 2013 11:32

1/ Maybe he is, so what? That would be quite normal at 19. 2/ That has nothing to do with the FML anyway.

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