By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
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bassguy19 0

Say you were having extremely rough bondage sex

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BarDownDaily 12

You were that excited to get first comment so that's all you said... Congratulations

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moop256 10

I'd start off by saying she overdosed on meth and perhaps then they would buy the rest of the story

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margie2194 12

It all began on a cold December evening...

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sarahxD1234 5

Something similar has happened to me. But it was my boyfriend doing the shrieking -_-

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dyble95 0

That game is scarier then any other game, movie or book. Especially some of the mods and custom story's. I have watched what are considered some really scary movies and I didn't even flinch but I woke up my whole family with my scream when I was playing in the middle of the night. It really messes with you. After playing it for 8 hours straight and then beating it I couldn't stop shaking.

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Kefka91 15

Yeah that game is horrifying. I don't even have the guts to finish it...

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AngryCanadian 0

I quit after the water part. I just couldn't take it anymore. It almost literally scares the piss out of you.

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NeatNit 32

This is about AMNESIA: The Dark Descent, right?

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greeneyedpothead 10

now I want to play it, bit I'm afraid of dying :-/

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ZeroIce 12

This is great... I have Amnesia and I'm to scared to play...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

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FeroniaMoonscyth 2

I WAS PHONE.

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EnchantedKitten 16

C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

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CleverBastard 8

That game is ******* crazy! I played it in the middle of the night with surround sound headphones. I needed to stop and take emotional breaks!

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palahniukpaul 6

Haha, bitches be crazy

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GoW_Chick 14

Really?! I Thought we were completely on level looks like it's time for another investigation *grabs magnifying glass*

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I think we need a tazer here more than a magnifying glass.

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DontModMeDammit 10

Does 6's profile pic make anyone else want to thumb him down without even reading his comment?

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omgo_fml 0

Umm I think your pic is crazy lol jk

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MedKits 9

6- I won't lie, your picture really bothers me.

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Kirlyfoo 9

Hey dickfaces his comment is funny, dont thumb down based on picture

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bassguy19 0

Say you were having extremely rough bondage sex

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ThatLooksSticky 16

Not that awkward, #12. The cops have handcuffs, so maybe they'll want to join the fun.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

They also gave guns, in case you're feeling extra adventurous. Nothing like a bullet in the chest for the hardcore masochist.

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FunwithBumperCar 0

Great idea! Why not add even more holes to ****?

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ClassyCommando 13

Let us not forget the batons. Endless possibilities, there.

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Volcan_fml 22

That game is terrifying. YDI for not warning her.

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GodsLittleMistak 8

I love the game myself but I didn't for a while after playing it. I wouldn't blame OP's girlfriend for being scared.

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DontModMeDammit 10

She is screaming because someone stole her sweet roll.

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