Work: Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera...

By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and I got frisky in the living room, completely forgetting we recently gave our adult daughter access to our home security cameras for safety reasons. The cameras didn’t see anything but she now keeps making fun of my orgasm noises, which apparently she found hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was in the middle of a wank when my home's back door, which is always locked, suddenly opened and someone walked in. I’m not sure who was more surprised: me or the new maintenance guy who saw me wanking. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:55 - United States - Portland

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

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Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

drewbell 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:40

baha!

TheTerenity 9

Monday 19 March 2012 2:20

So someone has figured out my comment...

tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:01

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

NoahStaz 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:33

You seem to know a lot about those. Past or present experience with them?

sutianneli 13

Thursday 1 November 2012 15:15

By the looks of it, future too

Cantexplain1234 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:34

Hey guys hold on a sec....(later) hey dude where were you, why are you all sweaty? (security-camera-watcher comes in.) ya'll dont wanna know

dorworters 9

Monday 25 February 2013 3:56

I like how you assume the security camera watcher is black lmao

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

chuck_yams 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:14

cuz he works at a butter factory

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:45

*Raises her hand* Although, I keep it in the bathroom.

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:37

Exactly! Especially at work!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:00

Must be pretty lonely to do that in a storage room... O_O

becauseican 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:21

lmao wow. lonely indeed.

super_sooshi 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 13:13

Is your job THAT boring?

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:58

Lol at #5, 6, and 8 Why would you do it in the storage room? Why not atleast the bathroom? Its illegal to put cameras there at least!

will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:23

Couldn't wait til you got home...?

hobo_lowbo 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 3:17

mmmm #10 is cute, how bout you and me hit the storage cupboard

davidcassoa 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:56

#2 WHAT???

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