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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 366

You deserved it 35 400

By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 32 591

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 759

By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 224

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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You deserved it 102

By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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You deserved it 4 173

By HiRveryone - 05/03/2018 19:08 - United States - Centre

Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML

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You deserved it 384

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 121

By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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You deserved it 3 700

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 956

You deserved it 172

Zebidee 8

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:29

Nothing screams 'I'm drunk' like trying to act sober in front of your parents. You think they've never seen a drunk kid before?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:50

Congratulations on getting caught, idiot. There is no excuse for getting so shit-faced that uncontrolled vomiting ensues, especially in front of your mother. I hope you still live at home so your mother can ground your stupid ass.

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anonnie 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:59

Haha! YDI :)

jrsgreenfire257 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 15:03

Last one

dre_bro11 12

Monday 31 January 2011 12:15

*Sees 'trying'* *hits YDI*

aardvarkish 15

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

Score! Way to go!

missjessicaaaa 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:02

I kinda think YDI.

raha95 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

don't do that

Phustercluck 11

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

I remember my first beer.

JCHammer 5

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:03

You threw up after your first beer? Hmm must be french

littliemissmeg 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

Good job. say you have the flu :)

Bikrbum 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:08

Are you sure it was you or Eric from "That 70's Show"?

PrincessRavishin 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:22

win

jessxoxo28 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:10

wow, so much for sober

MrBond007_fml 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:14

It tends to be much easier to act sober if you actually are, ydi

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:16

ewwwwww wtf

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