Transportation, Alcohol, Drunk, Cars and Shoes: Black out

Black out

By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 366

You deserved it 35 400

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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 213

You deserved it 45 751

Lost

By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 726

You deserved it 1 640

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 186

You deserved it 4 585

One each

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend was in the back seat of a car with one of my friends when she got sick and puked all over one of his dress shoes. My friend then asked me to replace his shoes, since she is technically unemployed and couldn't pay him back. We eventually agreed that I would pay for one shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 231

By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 643

You deserved it 58 778

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 752

You deserved it 2 602

By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 179

You deserved it 224

Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 396

You deserved it 4 198

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 18:00

Today, I bought a massive new puzzle to take my mind off of things. Hours later, I realized there was a missing piece. Frustrated, I looked everywhere for it, only to discover it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe, and I'd been walking around with it all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 432

You deserved it 128

By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 045

You deserved it 4 173

mzhonesty 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:20

Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

WoolyWhoop 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:18

What a stupid FML.

Comments

trueeast 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:18

42 is ignorant

lukascepanovic 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:19

YDI for being drunk outside of home

ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:50

what was your shoe doing outside ?

jollyjam1 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 4:58

And that is what happens when you aren't smart enough to stay away from drugs. Nice job genius!

rinzy 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 5:59

wow, your life is totally over without that shoe. how can you go on?

mister_moops 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:14

ydi for not even thinking it could be your shoe, but not for drinking like all the retards here will say

breyahna12397 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:45

lolz that lonly poor shoe

Emperor_Jim 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 8:12

YDI, but for being a drunk, not losing a shoe.

darkmoon12198 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 8:31

YDI, for drinking in the first place. Plus it is only a shoe... Alcohol is poison to your body. Shouldn't even be in a car drunk. You might mess up the driver.