Does this smell bad?

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 02:01

Today, I spent a full two minutes doing nothing but sniffing my computer. Don't worry, it was in the living room and my roommate definitely saw me. FML

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By Tour guide for a day - 02/12/2023 04:00 - Canada - Montreal

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 November 2020 4:12

Don't you know the etiquette? You sniff for five seconds max, then you move on. After that, it's just rude. You really could tell your roommate you thought you smelled smoke. You should always have a cover story for your perversions.