Money, Homeowners, Neighbours and Pervert: Got money to throw around? Get into real estate

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out the sole reason my son insisted on buying the house he did is because he was told on the grapevine that one of his new neighbours is a hot 20-something who never closes her curtains to undress at night. I raised a perverted idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By ex-wife - 25/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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Get it on

By kmb04 - 02/08/2009 15:12 - Canada

Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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cuz803 44

Saturday 5 March 2022 2:49

If she's single, tell the dumbass it's better to be courteous and politely ask her out instead of being a creepy stalker. He probably has a disgusting **** addiction which makes him think peeping is cool. Weirdo...

homehints1001 7

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:37

Wanting to see that is normal but most people would want to see it with consent from the other person.

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cuz803 44

Saturday 5 March 2022 2:49

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 March 2022 3:39

I agree with the idiot part. A hot 20-something will soon get a boyfriend who will shut down the peep show and he'll has zero reasons for that major purchase. I take exception with the perverted part. Society brainwashes us into considering hot 20-something women to be the most desirable people of the human race. Wanting to look at that is normal.

homehints1001 7

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:37

Wanting to see that is normal but most people would want to see it with consent from the other person.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:42

I agree that it's creepy and invasive and inappropriate. It's just not perverse by society's standards.

Nikki 16

Saturday 5 March 2022 4:42

Let’s not try to normalize looking into someone’s private bedroom while they undress

JuicyPP 2

Saturday 5 March 2022 14:05

Well, were they wrong?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 7 March 2022 3:15

Well, don't help him with any financial problems he may have. I can totally see him being all, "Yeah, I can't afford my mortgage, I need a loan." Don't do it.