Showing Off By FML Videos - 26/10/2018 00:30 Nice going, buddy. I agree, your life sucks 226 You deserved it 135 Share Tweet Share
Today, I had a one-night stand. After holding in my farts all night, as you should, I decided enough was enough and tried to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out; instead I shat myself in her bed. I was naked at the time, so was unable to hide it. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 114 You deserved it 16 829
Today, after I learned a long time ago that it's prudent to smell your shredded cheese as with milk to check its freshness, that lesson came into play when I doubted the quality of some cheese my roommate was going to use for nachos. I smelled it and got the dry heaves from the stink. He can't smell anything. FML I agree, your life sucks 352 You deserved it 66
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 738 You deserved it 4 182
Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 421 You deserved it 4 493
Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 613 You deserved it 288
Today, a new girl showed up at my school and everyone really seems to be intrigued about her. I've been told at least five times today that she is the hotter version of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 096 You deserved it 1 181
Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 357 You deserved it 127 852
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 141 You deserved it 28 933
At least it wasn’t a Meg after you