Love, Weird and Awkward: Sketchy

Sketchy

By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 02:01

Today, I met my boyfriend’s female friend. We all went out to dinner, he paid for her meal instead of mine, asked me why I’m not a redhead like her, and when he dropped her off at her house, spent the entire hour car ride talking about how perfect she is. He still has no idea why I’m upset with him. FML

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By Ugly - 06/03/2022 06:00

Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML

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By slumber party for two - 06/08/2020 08:02

Today, my best friend came to visit from out of state. We had lunch, painted our nails and fell asleep sipping wine and watching movies. It was a perfect girl’s day. My boyfriend is now irrationally angry, because according to him it’s not fair that I can have a girl sleep over and he can’t. FML

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By BrisbaneCoop - 04/04/2011 17:13 - Australia

Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By fuuuudge - 19/08/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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Welcome to the family!

By MendozR - 26/07/2022 00:01

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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Boyufd 24

Thursday 13 May 2021 2:34

you mean ex boyfriend right?

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 2:25

that reminds me of the time when I just met my boyfriend's family. when he was taking me home because he decided to blow me off, he wouldn't stop talking about his female friend. guess who was there when he broke up with me on speakerphone? guess who he asked out after we hung up? I feel ya, OP ❤

Comments

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 2:25

bleachedraven 14

Thursday 13 May 2021 2:41

the jerks deserve each other.

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 3:37

they def did

BellaBabii32 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 2:29

Sounds like it’s time for a breakup

Boyufd 24

Thursday 13 May 2021 2:34

you mean ex boyfriend right?

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 13 May 2021 3:29

get out before you invest too much in him. all that will happen is you will let him destroy you while you're trying to compete with her

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 13 May 2021 4:14

If she's so perfect, why doesn't he date her?

slkeithh 14

Thursday 13 May 2021 6:18

It's actually appalling what women continue to put up with nowadays. Shit is NOT okay. It speaks more about us than it does them. Do better. For all our sakes.

Levi2411 41

Thursday 13 May 2021 14:22

Please tell me he's an ex, I know it's hard because you like him, but you should never be a replacement for someone else. And the harsh truth is, that's what you are. Leave and find someone who feels the way he does about his "female friend", about /you/.