By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
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scott1093 13

At least she cares...

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Dthsapprntc 23

#36 killed the bacon? Awesome. Now, if you would be so kind and share???

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

Awkward, I'm curious to know how you handled this situation OP

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gjikvtj 18

Way to get in the first comments bud

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silvercamaro 22

Don't worry OP people are really stupid when they're drunk

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Pleonasm 35

This just in: Intake of alcoholic beverages may cause loss of inhibition. That's it John, we'll make the front pages with this one.

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silvercamaro 22

So you've never seen someone do something stupid when they were drunk? I don't really understand what's so hard to believe about what I said

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silvercamaro 22

#17 yeah thanks I tend to post really ground breaking comments I'm just glad someone finally noticed how much thought I have to put into them

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Pleonasm 35

Triumvirate is sarcastically implying that what you said is incredibly obvious, like saying that people are really wet when they're in water.

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friedpwnadge 25

Once, when I was drunk, I laughed so hard that I fell backwards and took a recliner with my friend in it down with me.

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FrozenMusic 26

Woah correct me if I'm wrong, but a dude in a girl's bathroom?

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Ashwathi 21

It must have been at a house party.

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_u7m 10

Keep in mind that the guy was drunk.

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vipirius 18

Maybe OP was in the men's bathroom?

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BootheGhost 6

Id say the guy was more pissed. Tomorrow morning. During his hangover. All alone.

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norisorroz 28

Run while you still can, even if your pants are down.

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Demig0d6 14

Running is not the only option

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RedPillSucks 31

Hey. Thats how I met my first, second, and third wife.

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markcallanan_ 20

Lock the door in future OP.

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