By frediqqq - 26/02/2015 04:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML
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frediqqq 8

Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!

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clumsylobster 17

How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?

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fifi125 21

How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?

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clumsylobster 17

How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?

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nonsensical 26

Hahaha that's craziness....... Yes.

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kewpiesuicide 29

In burlesque they call it glerpes. It's impossible to get rid of and it will get everywhere

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wct1188 15

at MANSON shows he prefers to have the crowd face their assholes to him.

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demonwolfmaster 26

Fairy herpes is another name for this evil stuff.

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riffehunter 16

believe me, there is no place safe from glitter, it gets everywhere.

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gobiteme2 34

Probably just came from work as a plumber.

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KenB99 15

weird stuff happens when Marilyn Manson is involved

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fifi125 21

How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?

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nonsensical 26

Who the hell wears pants to a concert?? Don't speak nonsense.

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CAC_Boomerang 24

And a Marilyn Mansen concert at that too...

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Kittyphysics 21

have you never come into contact with glitter? that shit gets EVERYWHERE whether you want it to or not

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Taolan 23

That's what you get for attempting a glitter cannon enema at a Marilyn Manson concert.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Was he trying to be one of The Beautiful People?

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johobus28 26

I think he was just trying to realize that sweet dreams are made of this

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booze_n_bitches 37

Why are you still looking? Just let your wiping stay fabulous, not really a FYL.

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keiNan_fml 35

Into the fire Into the fire Into the fire Into the fire Fire, ohh Into the fire Fire, ohh

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