Love: Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend...

By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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Deadbeat

By stepdaddydoesitbetteranyway - 13/10/2020 20:05

Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Such a great guy

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 22:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that people never change. My boyfriend left me at three months pregnant, the same thing he did to his last girlfriend. I know now exactly how things will go down for my successor. FML

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Thursday 4 November 2010 9:06

YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant

aadk 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 8:58

He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer

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me5 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:35

practice practice practice

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:50

Does anyone else have the gut feeling that the OP has had unprotected sex with that guy also? What lesson are you planning to learn?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 4 November 2010 21:47

*raises hand* First thing I thought. If you have, OP, YDI. If you didn't have unprotected sex, but he's a deadbeat dad and you knew it, still YDI for being with him at all. If he's a deadbeat dad, you knew it, and you had unprotected sex, YDI to the tenth power. FYL too, though; it must be hard living life when you're dumber than a cat turd.

visage 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 14:01

lol, and I got fixed a six months after my daughter was born! You're stupid for staying, unless you want to help pay for three kids that are not yours. If that's the case he hit the goldmine with you. I'd love to find a girl who will help me pay my stuff!! What make you think you won't be #4? This dude sounds like he could talk the virgin Mary into going bareback.