Miscellaneous: Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody... - FML

By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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Luke311 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

You dumbarse when a player gets injured in sports and gets up ok, people clap because the you're ok.

patch89 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

Ouch......in more ways than one.

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mylifeisnotfuckd 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 6:58

you sure they werent clapping for you when you got up after being injured? if you got kicked in the face, you probably fell to the ground, indicating you were injured. when you got up, people probably clapped for you

Anonymous485 1

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:03

Sorry, but I lol'd

natorious2517 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 7:50

Aight seriously, people who say that people clap when you get up from being injured prob have never played sports. That does happen but from experience people clap because your an asshole/dirty player and deserved it.....

heyitzmeh 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 2:02

sad and funny at the same time lol

DCS1138 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:27

YDI for playing soccer.

rachelbrianna25 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:26

They were either proud of you for making a fool out of yourself OR your just a dick. LOL. That's awesome though.

amber_catfish 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:33

have you ever been to a soccer game before? people clap when someone gets hurt. it's supposed to be respectful to the person who got injured.

MyCubicleRomance 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:31

dumb shit people clap after a player gets hurt and is okay. jeez. played sports before??

MyCubicleRomance 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 7:31

dumb shit people clap after a player gets hurt and is okay. jeez. played sports before??

laxplayajd88 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:22

ouch who knows maybe they were clapping that u got up =)

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