Transportation: Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more...

By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 55 987

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 223

You deserved it 72 630

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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You deserved it 42 482

By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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You deserved it 3 611

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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You deserved it 356

By Chops - 09/03/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place i had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. As I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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You deserved it 4 419

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 217

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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You deserved it 1 672

Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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You deserved it 7 517

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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You deserved it 2 734

Lizo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:03

Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

tech_guy 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:32

boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

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Lizo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:03

Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

tylahgrace 12

Sunday 11 April 2010 4:22

im calling fake. I have a already read this fml, except the wording is different. try and think of something original, geez

Jiplo 18

Thursday 14 June 2012 3:40

I agree. Hey, OP, clutz much?

tech_guy 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:32

boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

Sean123 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:18

HAHA FAIL

Xinxinix 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:30

Oh wow, a little bit of a klutz are we? Although, i think you just have bad luck.

lalap_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:33

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

amancha 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:37

Lawyers call that a hostile work environment.

amelinat 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:40

Oh you silly billy, sounds like something that might happen to me. Being clumsy sucks, I have fists of ham.

Got_Your_Nose 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:43

That is something I would do. I feel your pain.

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:02

it physically shocked you or it surprised you? Cuz if it actually shocked you i want to know where you get those alarms

BeautyAndBrains 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:04

Having one of those days, eh? We all have them, and they suck. Don't feel too bad.

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