Miscellaneous: Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister....

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2022 18:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML

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By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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By lonely - 15/04/2013 03:45 - United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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By SingleSara. - 02/03/2010 06:07 - Canada

Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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z_vet 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:15

Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?

2random 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:48

your the worst sister in the world !

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z_vet 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:15

Stupid joke. It's your sister, how can you do such a thing to her?

danyfuckinheatle 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:16

your a meany Bo Beany.

Gorsbug823 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:38

how is that a joke?

TempestJones 0

Friday 17 December 2010 8:48

agreed. sounds more like F her life!

iliveinthesky_fml 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:50

someones a jealous sister. you bitch.

TheCurlyTheory 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:55

well I for one hate my sisters slutty guts.(:

GiddywithGlee43 9

Thursday 2 April 2015 18:31

I don't think he relized it was her boyfriend, and I think that he was targeting the guy as the victim of the joke.

2random 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:48

your the worst sister in the world !

ZombieSlaya115 17

Wednesday 10 August 2016 1:08

You're*

spacepractice 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 17:48

this is some serious dumb shit.

chinointhemornin 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 18:39

i think you all have it wrong... i think the guy she told that to coincidentally was the same guy... notice it refers to the guy as "some guy"

Lou_Briccant 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:27

That's pretty ****** up. In all honesty, don't be surprised when rumours start spreading about you.

icanhazfmlz 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 0:30

ohlawd

pussaayy 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 19:36

Haha, smooth!

PureGold 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 6:02

Wow, that was so uncool of you :(. I feel bad for your sister.

supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:25

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koolkat27 13

Friday 6 April 2012 7:39

OP is a girl... and OP was never being protective of her sister.

Bedtimes 0

Friday 13 February 2009 20:47

that's harsh. :[

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