By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
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leopardwilliam 22

There's only one solution. You need to amputate the foot that touched it. It's the only way.

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mattzawesome 28

Something close to that just happened to me! I was in a drive thru when a wasp flew in and landed on the steering wheel. I swore it flew back out but the radiating waves of pain coming from my foot a few minutes later suggested otherwise

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igg125 30

Your comment goes perfect with your picture.

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rileyrae0000 23

Burn what exactly..? The spider? I feel like there are better ways to off a spider that wouldn't smell as bad or cause as much collateral damage. And burning anything else would just be unnecessary as the location of the spider is well known and could be easily squashed. Perhaps OP could burn the shoe I suppose.

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MrGibbs25 20

were I grew up, we had blueberry bushes, and one day I was eating blueberries and accidentally ate a spider. if I listen closely, I can still tast and hear the crunch of the spider.

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

No. Everything it touched. Burn everything.

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JustHere2Laugh 9

You're actually kinda right, Wolf Spiders are not to be squished because they can release babies from their sac, you either burn them or flush them.

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lovelockdown23 23

I would have literally shit my pants and would have to endure a life long fear of shoes.

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xyris_fml 28

I can only hope you don't have arachnophobia... That makes it about a hundred times worse. FYL.

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xyris_fml 28

Apparently we're going to downvote half of this comment section's comments to hell. I'm not the only one who was originally thumbed up and close to top comment only to be buried

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Dougie_Bee 21

Spiders are the ninjas of the insect community, they'll hide anywhere and attack when you least expect it.

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ImmortalYu 11

bug community! insects have 6 legs while spiders have 8

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tarlax 11

The "shitty situation" of spider FMLs, well done. Original. 10/10.

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shay_serendipity 29

Yet another unfortunate case of a once good and acceptable comment becoming terrible from overuse... *sigh*

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shay_serendipity 29

Yet another unfortunate case of a once good and acceptable comment becoming terrible from overuse... *sigh*

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leopardwilliam 22

There's only one solution. You need to amputate the foot that touched it. It's the only way.

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olpally 32

KILL IT WITH FIREEEE!!! Ayyyyyy xD

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mattzawesome 28

Something close to that just happened to me! I was in a drive thru when a wasp flew in and landed on the steering wheel. I swore it flew back out but the radiating waves of pain coming from my foot a few minutes later suggested otherwise

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1dvs_bstd 41

Something similar happened to me and my gf, too. We were coming back from the beach and I plucked flowers for her.. huge mistake. As we were going home, a bee landed on her, after killing it, we turned and there were like over 20 of them. Needless to say we were motivated to run faster than Usain Bolt.

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mattzawesome 28

Nice haha, I opened the door and was going to run.. But thankfully I remembered I was the only one in a car with a key in it...

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Woedel 25

Playing footsies with a spider, huh. So if it was that 'huge', how didn't you feel it?

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Woedel 25

Never mind, I get it! I failed at reading.

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