By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
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Cad6 24

But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.

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ladyvidel 19

I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.

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amyrules99 7

Smart boyfriend. Irony is always funny :P

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JiggaJayZ 16

No. It's not. Irony is dangerous and it should be taken very seriously.

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Cad6 24

But the irony in your statement isn't, because it's ironic that you wrote a comment about irony saying that irony is always funny, yet the irony in your comment wasn't funny. How ironic.

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iiTsAJ 5

Oh the irony. I'm bored. Going to go watch **** now.

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Rinat_fml 26

25 - You go do that. I'll read more FML stories.

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DiscoRanger 0

Socializing is for people who have a life...

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LightningCactus 12

**** life, we live to read about other people messing up in this thing called "life" pshh.

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XtraEzeee 8

I used to have a life, then it got ******. Oh well..

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gibbyguppy 0

We do have lives, our lives are reading about other peoples lives getting ****** up. It's the height of social involvement

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kharyll_1 0

Slam the first aid box on your boyfriends head.

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xXUND3ADcityXx 0

What kind of asshole would do that he laughs a legit reason so you try to knock him out?

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siickman 7

Thats just absurd. There is a legit reason why he is laughing just tell him to let it out and then help you out... No need to go kill people for laughing at a minor accident. :o.

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posie94 7

This made me lol so bad.

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kei1108 13

... So if we don't like what people say, we should wack them with things? Sounds mature...

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klimpomppp 9

...and remember kids, violence is ALWAYS the answer

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asdfghjklana 9

That's like eating pills to stop food poisoning and you get even more food poisoning.

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GoW_Chick 14

You can "eat" the chewable ones, though technically you're eating them anyways, because I mean you don't "drink" pills, but I think a better term to use is "ingested."

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Nightwing98 22

Cool story bro...

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RaquelW 7

22 - I do! Part of an imbalanced breakfast.

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auzz1_pride 9

Yay first time I've seen the first 5 comments buried :).

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Mauskau 35

I cut myself on a plaster wrapper once. Stupid paper cuts. :(

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Airman1988 9

If you cut yourself on a plastic wrapper, it is not a paper cut.

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drdraaman 0

Look Mauskau, this isn't about you. Although some of us may be sorry about your cut,(and maybe some people even wanna give you a hug) this isn't your moment to shine in the FML Hall of Fails.

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lotrgeek 10

Other countries occasionally call band-aids "plasters"..

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ClassyCommando 13

What did 4 do wrong? Band-aids are often wrapped in paper, and there's nothing wrong with briefly recalling something that happened to you to sympathize with OP. Why is this site becoming full of jerks?

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Michael_92 20

@66 you noticed that too? So so many new people are here now (not that i have been here long, since october?) but the whole attitude of the site has changed since then.

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gibbyguppy 0

I agree, why was his comment buried? Hes innocent! Innocent I tell you!

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wallandpiece 16

Where in this comment does it say plastic wrapper? A plaster is what Americans call 'band-aids'. Oh, and they are wrapped in paper.

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Mauskau 35

I'm a she, thank you very much :P I was sympathising with OP as she felt the irony from the first aid box and I got a papercut from opening the PAPER(hence papercut) wrapper to a plaster/band-aid to put onto a larger cut. :p I didn't do anything wrong you don't have to be rude to everyone online just because you can -.-

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wallandpiece 16

So I guess it is true that Americans don't understand irony. Hmm.

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llamafish 25

OP! Are you also allergic to your allergy medication? You seem to be an irony magnet.

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siickman 7

16, i wish i could spit information out like a computer like you do.... I felt like i was reading out of a text book..lol..

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ladyvidel 19

I'm sorry OP, that's ******* hilarious. If it were my husband in that situation, I'd be laughing my ass off too.

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hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

That's like using a band aid to heal a cut but somehow ur arm falling off, ok mayb a little exaggerated...

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siickman 7

Its more like getting ran over by a paramedic truck...

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Jewnut 0

did you use a bandaid from your first aid kit?

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peanutfoo 19

No of course not. Why would OP do that?? That's crazy talk.

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cheaptrix 6

It is a very convenient object to hurt yourself with

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Trisha_aus 15

Haha op! Hope the cut isn't so bad! If someone asks say you rescued your boyfriend from chimpanzees

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