Intimacy: Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told... - FML

By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

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Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 22:08 - Denmark - Copenhagen

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Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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By ??? - 12/10/2020 08:00 - United States

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Today, I asked my wife how we could spice up our sex life. She wants me to dress up and talk like Joe Exotic. No, she wasn’t kidding. FML

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By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

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Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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Captain Jack

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie

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Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

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By milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

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Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

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Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

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Try it, you never know…

By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Sanford

Spicy

Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML

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twinkiefeets 17

Sunday 23 December 2012 18:56

Oh deer!

Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Sunday 23 December 2012 19:01

At least you can be his sexy little vixen! You don't hoof to do it of course, but fur your husband you might want to get into the festive spirit and have a little fawn with him

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calivianya 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 7:46

Well, that is pretty wild...

Astrantia_fml 5

Thursday 7 February 2013 20:55

Your husband is a furry.

XboxOneGodess 8

Friday 14 March 2014 1:58

I'd do it.

Werewolf_Dave 5

Monday 30 June 2014 15:23

Well u did ask

taintedtruffle 42

Sunday 19 October 2014 18:19

I hope you did it

MarkArren 11

Sunday 15 July 2018 19:43

Why not just Beep Beep like a Sheep ; )

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Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

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Today, I am lying next to my new husband. We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and planned on spending the entire time in bed together. We succeeded in that goal, with both of us unable to leave each other's side for entire week. Sex? No. Food poisoning? Yes. FML

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Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school to find that the bookbag that I'd left in my car was covered in some creepy, pink gooey stuff. Under the freezing conditions, my lotion had exploded all over my notes and bag. FML

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Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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Today, everyone was telling me a girl I like wanted me to ask her on a date. I approached her, and asked if it was true. She said yes, but only because she wanted to reject me in person. FML

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Today, I cut myself while shaving my globes. My girlfriend now refuses to stop teasing me about being "fisted by Edward Scissorhands." FML

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