By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

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EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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mehwhateverr 0

That's hilarious. YDI, but that's funny.

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Flayre 0

Lies. You got this off of a TV show. But still. Thats pretty ****** up and YDI

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iwadasn 32

You seem to assume that when people talk about "women," they are referring specifically to you. Please stop.

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Fmelyfe 0

HAHA!! thats ****** funny!!! my advice is to not break the law lol

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Yeah, don't break the law and you won't have to find out the ugly truth, sucka. Hahahahah. Ouch. But that cop is awesome, this FML made me LMAO. Go cop! :)

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decibel_beads 0

I love it when people set themselves up for insults. YDI

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Alexgoesfml 3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That police dude is hilarious. Women like you are so annoying, I'm glad it backfires in your face.

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russianspy1234 11

Getting out of a ticket based on looks/flirting is glorified prostitution.

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papillonrouge_fml 0

haha, reminds me of a joke I read recently: A man asks a woman if she would have sex with him for a million dollars. She reflects for a few moments and then answers that she would. “So,” he says, “would you have sex with me for $50?” Indignantly, she exclaims, “What kind of a woman do you think I am?” He replies: “We’ve already established that. Now we’re just haggling about the price.” http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/19/magazine/19healthcare-t.html

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