By racist - 15/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
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Jimboom 11

Congratulations. You made a friend. Albeit a weird one. My suggestion would be to play along with it... don't want to piss him off just in case he makes you put the lotion in the basket.

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MrSassypants 32

you should've yelled "I found one!" let's got him.

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thegreenguy 0

don't let him touch anything that belongs to you and never fall asleep when he is around

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

There's a reason they're so quiet, preferring to be veiled in mystery.

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Jimboom 11

Congratulations. You made a friend. Albeit a weird one. My suggestion would be to play along with it... don't want to piss him off just in case he makes you put the lotion in the basket.

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Renesaga 8

I was gonna say, OP should play along with it. Not only for possible safety reasons, but it could turn out pretty hilarious.

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chlorinegreen 27

Maybe he just likes his meat dark? I know I do.

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adare 0

Well maybe he was just flirting with you in a really odd way.

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juliansisle 5

what an odd one. haha.

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fireblait 0

wtf tell him to see a doctor

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