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By newlydumped - 21/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house for the first time. I had to use the restroom, and when I came back, I mocked her brothers' lame Pokémon shower curtain and Ninja Turtle towels. Turns out they were hers. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 21 September 2009 9:39

Appreciate an awesome girlfriend you stupid COW!(ABUNGA)

passwordis_fml 2

Monday 21 September 2009 9:38

don't mock the ninja turtles..

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helloworldof99 0

Monday 21 September 2009 9:33

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egaonogenki 0

Monday 21 September 2009 9:44

Dear OP, Guess the (pl)uck what, I STILL LIKE POKéMON, and I'm 24!

applebranch 0

Monday 21 September 2009 9:45

Clearly your girlfriend has better taste than you. :P I'm a girl and play pokemon! MLIA.

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Monday 21 September 2009 11:18

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Strike1 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:29

#34, look who has the life throwing the most petty and overused insults at someone over the intertrons...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2

Monday 21 September 2009 14:01

In Soviet Russia, Towel Mocks You!

teehee520 0

Monday 21 September 2009 9:35

If this ended well it would be a MLIA but since it didn't, YDI.

RustyShackelfurt 0

Monday 21 September 2009 9:36

Psh, it's hot when women wear undies. Your life rocks dude. YLR.

passwordis_fml 2

Monday 21 September 2009 9:38

don't mock the ninja turtles..

my_fml_account 2

Monday 21 September 2009 13:30

I know. Pokemon is lame but TMNT are awesome.

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 21 September 2009 9:39

Appreciate an awesome girlfriend you stupid COW!(ABUNGA)

null_fml 11

Monday 21 September 2009 9:40

Lame? How old is this brother? Because Pokemon and Ninja Turtles are awesome things to enjoy at a decently young age. I think your girlf- er, judging by your name, ex-girlfriend - is cool to have things like that. But did she really dump you over a comment about her bathroom decor? That's kind of petty.