By Anathema_360 - 20/09/2009 23:19 - Canada

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3

So, did the bed do the trick? Thank god for Mark and his genuine intrest in beds

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Zazu7711 0

OMG FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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UpYourself 0

@1 Wow make sure to collect your medal and trophy along with your life

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PumpkinTarte 0

How can they be more careful? It's not their fault at all.

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greenltrn2003 0

#35 I think you mean "Orgy EVERYONE" stop responding to comments to get to the top if it has nothin to do with the thing ur responding to

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tianxing1012 0

At least you know ppl think you're hot. ;D

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MKflyy 0

bahahahaha that's amazing. your friend is legit, take a joke.

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violentturtle 0

It is a joke! And funny. And I'm sure your friends will understand. People need to laugh more ;D

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null_fml 11

That's hilarious. I feel bad for Mark and Jon though.

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Intoxicunt 5

I wish I had been on your list under a guy's name. I want to try it out!

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Chasted 0

Well... Round for an hour and what your wearing; at least your hot (I think XD)

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eehizle 0

spellcheck or you suck at life.

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ADOG2645 17

Dude, just pick up some toothpicks at Walmart or something. They shouldn't have to do your errands just so you will belive their story...

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echolot 0

Haha. At least you know you've still got it!

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