Intimacy: Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex... - FML

By Anathema_360 - 30/05/2015 15:22 - Canada - Hamilton

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Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML

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Anathema_360 5

Sunday 31 May 2015 16:31

Allow me to clarify. I have a boyfriend, we've been together for 3 years, he's just doesn't want sex anymore

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:15

What is fappening to this generation?

booze_n_bitches 37

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:30

Stop watching so much **** and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:15

What is fappening to this generation?

201chasew 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 15:23

The great fappening was a LOT of nudes leaked of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and various other celebrities. (yes, I do see that it was a joke)

DFMLharsh 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 15:57

And you were the first to download them.

ScarredVox92 16

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:12

this comment is golden.

cmac86 23

Monday 1 June 2015 10:38

So it's cum to this.

gordjess1 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:19

Oh no! That'd be awkward if you sleep talk and someone heard.

gordjess1 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:25

Brace yourselves masturbation puns are cumming

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:26

Was it good **** at least?

abNormal62 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:28

Don't be so hard on your self my friend! Or maybe being harder on yourself will help. Go ahead and reach out and touch someone, even if TS just yourself!

abNormal62 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:29

Talk to your friends, somebody may be willing to offer you a hand

booze_n_bitches 37

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:30

Stop watching so much **** and go out into the world and find someone special! Sex is so much better when it's with someone you love anyway:)

Vestin 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:39

#8: As long as he loves himself, I don't see an issue ;P.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 31 May 2015 15:47

I do the same sometimes, but it can happen shortly after having sex, it's mainly because I haven't actually done anything myself in a while. I've never thought of posting it on here though.

Addiction333 14

Friday 12 February 2016 19:43

Says the young girl who can get laid as easily as making a sandwich. Try being a guy.

Bruhsco 8

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:36

Stop watching ****.

Lexipants 21

Sunday 31 May 2015 23:47

Oh, shit, the fun police are here!

coming back in the future 30

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:38

I had one were i was masturbating next to my brother.

BigC_from_Bama 16

Monday 1 June 2015 0:03

That's exactly what I wanted to read today. Thanks!

fleshMastersword 6

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:39

Hey chill bro, I am 21 and still a virgin

WilliamMurderfac_fml 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:44

So you have yet to find a sheath for your flesh master sword?

Myo_fml 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:49

It'll be fine. I didn't lose my virginity until 21 but I had the added benefit of losing it to someone I love.

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