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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 12:02 - United States - Belmont

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML

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Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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Drunken mess

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:48

What douche lord.. Property damage I can sorta understand but pet abduction is not cool.

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:49

"I love you enough to bury the body." Run. Now.

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jackassiddy 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:44

Maybe he figured he could take that pussy since he believed you were giving up yours?..

jmad29 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:27

Call the cops and animal control. Hopefully he didn't do anything to the cat. Dunno why idiots involve pets with their disputes, makes me want to vomit.

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:24

Instead of going online and posting about it, how about call the cops and get you cat back.

donkeyballz 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:11

maybe the cat wasn't stolen. maybe its cheating on you with another owner.

Littlemiss__LOL 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:19

yikes

mapwellminner 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:19

Oh noes! He stole your pussy? Well....go chop his nuts of and see how HE likes it. Don't mess with catz.

NoahCOD24 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 22:02

What an ass!

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 29 November 2011 23:35

Did you check the local pet shelters? He could have brought your cat there. Bring a pic of your cat and bf and head there. Look around and ask the employees if they recognize your bf dropping the cat off.