By altocrm - 24/10/2010 04:11 - France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
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redbluegreen 40

I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me. If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.

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dcam13 19

shes just getting ready for no shave november... whats the big deal?

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rciccone 0

#14 ur hair is like snokie are u trying to jersey up?? haha ( I mean that in the least disrespectful way possible I love jersey shore)

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zakkyzebra 11

16, too bad jersey shore is stupid

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MissLizWolf 8

Yuck! Make her shave. Now. Before she gives people night terrors(:

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rciccone 0

#29 i suppose that is your own opinion becauae i rather enjoy the show it is hilarious to' watch idiots fight and also to' watch stupid sammi kkep forgiving douche ronny is well i mean to' say im curious about that (GOD DAMN IT IM TRYING TO SAY I LIKE THE EFFIN SHOW) ps NeXT you Are gonna say you dont like hard times: of RJ burger??? PS i am not an MTV addict i just watch some shows

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Fortuitous 0

#35, just step away from the keyboard, and don't assault the beauty of the English language anymore. I'd say you were assaulting it with a very deadly weapon. You have the right to remain silent...

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rciccone 0

after my really super bad horrible day u actually made me smile

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KingDingALing 9

Rub your balls on her face and ask "Can you feel my pubic hair coming in?"

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redbluegreen 40

I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.

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corporatescoundr 25

can I be weird and point out I love redbluegreen's pic

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Wirebiter 0

It's a sign of fertility, bro.

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Jewelofagal 2

It's a sign she has a higher level of testosterone in her system than non-bearded women.

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skyttlz 32

It's the opposite. She has a lot of Testosterone. My bf's mom had that problem and it took her 7 years to have him

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leilaostara 1

Hey skyttlz, do u like skittles per chance?xx

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molil_4810 0

she's a silly troll literally! ( a quote by zdani ) :)

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SettoFail 9

WHY ARE YOU DATING HER? ... or him?

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Daerauko 0

the "beard" means higher testosterone which means she's probably horny a lot more than most any other girl he know. he likes getting laid.

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bman134 0

science ftw unless it really is a tranny

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redbluegreen 40

Maybe because she has a sense of humor and there's more to her than her testosterone level? Would the deciding factor on dating someone really be as shallow and stupid as that?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Maybe he likes her for her adam's apple.

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AleyahRose123 6

UM... BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY SOUNDS ADORABLE AND IF MY BF DID THAT TO ME I WAS JUST LAUGH AND KISS AND HIM AND HUG HIM AND TELL HIM HE'S PERFECT. I WOULD DO THE SAME IF IT WERE A GIRL

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