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By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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By bee - 23/12/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 02:45 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML

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By IamTheSalt - 25/04/2017 02:00

Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML

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By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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By TrappedInSchool - 28/07/2018 12:30 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML

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By tryingtobepretty101 - 02/09/2011 16:58 - United States

Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML

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By Yocherrypicker - 29/07/2016 01:04

Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML

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By Kameron - 20/03/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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B52_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:10

Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.

thisismyname_fml 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:11

To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.

Comments

LeChuck 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:04

buy your own computer.

bobnorris 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:37

holy crap... gym is basic

zbork181637 0

Friday 12 March 2010 6:05

all you need to do is show up where I live

yashack 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 22:01

how do you fail gym?

brycereid 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 8:32

fat ass can't run

sammehsaurus 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 0:36

I feel your pain. I failed gym this semester because I didn't dress out. why not? because my teacher stole my gym clothes -_-'

allymarcos 0

Monday 5 April 2010 4:13

i failed gym because i did nothing...im serious though i got 55 as my average in gym with the comment "Lacking Effort"

Mcstroodlenugget 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 3:12

YDI for failing gym.

danielleeycakes 3

Wednesday 26 May 2010 7:55

You mean you failed P.E.? A gym is a place you go to, to work out.

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:06

Ya right. No teacher would do that unless they want to lose there job.

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:08

Shut the **** up.Everyone calls it gym so just shut up. Even the teachers.

thegirlnextdoorr 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 5:19

That sucks. I'd be pissed. Gym in our school is pretty difficult. If your shoe unties during our warm-up mile jog, you can't stop to tie it:

averageirishman 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 21:53

how the hell do you fail gym

grigz 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 14:50

273- Boo f*ckin' hoo. try cross country

jamieleigh_315 0

Monday 30 May 2011 5:54

266 stop being a bitch

Toasty283 8

Monday 1 April 2013 20:35

Op, my parents threatened to beat my ass AND ground me because my grades "slipped" from a 4.0 to a 3.8. FML

THEDUDE1553566 24

Tuesday 22 September 2015 2:20

#280 you seem like a douche and a complainer. No one is forcing you to do cross country so don't complain

B52_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:10

Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.

Vaati_fml 20

Saturday 25 May 2013 2:00

Some people just are that athletic. I'm not.

quinny_1024 18

Saturday 12 July 2014 14:03

I'm not sure if it's different anywhere else but 90% of my gym grade was just showing up to class. It's not hard to do

Boomi 38

Sunday 9 October 2016 8:06

Um, some people are either injured/unfit and cannot meet some forms of a gym teacher's expectancy. I have a rare muscle condition in my calves making it hard for me to run or walk for extended periods of time, and if I push too hard my calves feel like fire and I fall. One of my gym teachers didn't believe me, so I got a doctor's note, showed it to them...and they still failed me in their class.

thisismyname_fml 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:11

To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.

cheyluvsturtles 30

Friday 17 June 2016 8:20

that depends on the teacher. my teacher marks points if you can't run fast enough

greenman_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:12

Gym is tough huh? All that exercise and socializing. I wonder why more kids don't fail...

hippityhopp 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 22:08

Looks like someone is fat...

exil5 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:49

Hey man, my gym teacher's crazy. Last week of school, I thought it would be funny to skip while running a mile. He gave me detention and another mile to run.

DeanAshton9 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:12

i always hated the kids who did nothing in gym class who did nothing. All u have to do is try and u get a good grade ur an idiot.

SnuWolf 15

Monday 15 April 2013 10:10

The kids who did nothing in gym class who did nothing?

LostKezia 5

Wednesday 25 September 2013 23:48

i havent paricipated in gym class for abput 3 years now, at all, i have hypermobily so how do we know OP doesnt

Sigilwen 24

Thursday 21 August 2014 1:04

If op had something that prevented them from participating then I'm sure they would be excused from gym. Being as they said they failed it seems they just didn't try and had no reason not to.