Miscellaneous: Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little...

By laptopsRus - 19/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, while I was on my laptop, I decided to take a nap. Little did I know that my leg was covering up the cool air intake underneath the machine. I woke up an hour later with a first degree burn on my thigh. From a laptop. FML

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Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Monty - 01/03/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was just wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and um...stuff. FML

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Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By drooooooool - 09/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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nautical 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

Are laptops comfortable to sleep on?

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 26 September 2010 8:17

......thus heating up.

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xO_starstruck_xO 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:14

aw omg i hate when that happens!

MrJentipede 2

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:24

At least it wasn't on your testicles.

Forrest_ 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:45

You need to get a new laptop

neezie 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:46

Maybe you shouldn't be such a retard. How does falling asleep with a laptop on your lap seem like a smart idea? Did you go to retard university? Did you major in being a dumbass? What was your minor, not reading at a adult level?

slutsstud 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:02

I totally agree with #88

inerdablanket 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:10

#13; Just because she said "decided" doesn't mean she literally thought, "hm, I'm gonna go to sleep with my laptop on my leg! I hope I don't get burnt!" I say, "I just decided to do this.." all the time, generally meaning I didn't think about it for very long first.

HEYbitch_fml 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:27

YDI if you "decided" to take a nap with your laptop still on your lap.. why would you do that? If you just accidentally fell asleep though, then that's more of an FML

liznmr09 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:28

umm you should sue the manufacturer...

takemeaway10 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:45

Honestly, I can't let my laptop sit on there when I'm awake. Invest in a lap desk or find something flat to rest on your lap like a book or binder. The problem is, binders get hot, too, and they allow a little air to pass through, but not as much as the lap desk. Feel better!