Health, Mental health and Family: Trust no one

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Trust no one

By GuessIllBeQuietforever - 19/10/2023 16:05

Today, I worked up the strength to tell my step-mom, the only living being I trust, about being date raped at a party several months ago. Her response was, “That’s bullshit, nobody rapes fat chicks” and bitched at me for “wasting her time.” Gee, thanks. FML

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By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML

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Disbelief

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

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By rastamerican - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - San Jose

Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML

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Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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Unwarranted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 17:12 - United States - California

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2016 19:12 - United States - Watonga

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

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By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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dreams2383 18

Monday 11 July 2022 1:17

dissoun her and frankly I'd never talk to her again. you don't need that kind of person in your life.

DrewBaby 8

Monday 11 July 2022 3:44

My focus is on the date rate here.. call the cops. Report the guy for what he did to you

Comments

dreams2383 18

Monday 11 July 2022 1:17

dissoun her and frankly I'd never talk to her again. you don't need that kind of person in your life.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 July 2022 1:48

You trust your step-mom? That's more unlikely than a fat chick being assaulted!

DrewBaby 8

Monday 11 July 2022 3:44

My focus is on the date rate here.. call the cops. Report the guy for what he did to you

J_Free_Woods 28

Monday 11 July 2022 8:03

Tell someone until they believe you and if you don’t tell someone about what he did to you he could do this to someone else. The police even if they don’t believe you will have something that they can point back to When, and I do mean when because people like this usually do this more than once someone reports him in a timely manner. I hope that someone does this sometime soon.