By offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States
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Hi! I'm a happily married man-child with a passion for videogames, comics, rock music, and Transformers. Life is good, so it's not likely I'll be posting my FMLs on here often (if at all).
I will be here to read yours and empathize/blame yours, though, as well as help filter out the worthy from the unworthy submissions to FML.
I'll comment from time to time with a mixture of empathy to outright dry/pedantic humor. If I offend anyone, I'm sorry, but not sorry. Odds are that you were too sensitive, or you couldn't tell I was joking without my tone of voice to convey the context behind the text.
I'm a nice guy, I think. I'm a feminist (yes, guys can be one too), a vegetarian (that doesn't preach or care what you eat), and pro-LGBT.
I'm not religious, but you can believe what you want to as long as you don't try to convert me; I don't have all the answers to that, neither do you...let's call it a draw.
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Hi guys, OP here! Just to clarify a little: I shaved with blades once, but that was a disaster. Blood everywhere and it toon way longer than shaving with an electric razor. Therefore, no blades! My old electric razor was actually almost 14 years old, so I could have expected this. However, it stopped working all of a sudden, without any signs of failing previously! However, stores for electronics tend to open at 10am here in The Netherlands, while I start working at 8:30. So no opportunity to buy a new one before work! It was the first thing I did when coming out of the office though :-) As for my co-workers: we don't have our own desks, but you can sit anywhere you like. I chose a private office for the day, so I just got laughed at by my boss and nog by anyone else :-)