Relatable, Mother in law and Miscellaneous: Oh no…

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By momma6126 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 19:21 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML

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By nofrickenway - 25/04/2012 00:08 - United States - Newport News

Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML

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Home to roost

By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 00:30

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML

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By anonymous - 27/01/2012 15:26 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

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Escaping

By Anonymous - 30/10/2021 08:00

Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML

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All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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violetdabomb 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 11:58

You could always make a show out of it... Everybody loves Raymond

itsalanis 25

Thursday 25 August 2011 12:03

cant anyone actually have a nice relationship with their in-laws? oh well, hope you manage OP.

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xkristinannx 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:24

Good luck with that

bagleface 6

Thursday 5 January 2012 15:37

Suck it up reymond

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 10 February 2012 14:59

Move FAST!!!!

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 13:37

Move. Just run and don't look back.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 19 September 2013 2:34

I say burn em down before she can buy them

Treyyoung545 2

Thursday 10 July 2014 21:56

Watch the movie Step Brothers. Maybe you'll get some ideas.

denica 6

Tuesday 9 September 2014 23:53

There's a chance she just doesn't like the house

janderson416 16

Monday 23 May 2016 14:21

Yay new neighbor

vamessaives126 6

Saturday 20 April 2024 3:59

At least yours didn’t come to visit and then never leave like mine has. 🤦🏽‍♀️

wrecklesswfire 1

Saturday 20 April 2024 17:07

maybe it’s time to sell your house and move. I know easier said than done but I can’t imagine this going any kind of well if she moves there

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