Animals, Birthday and Dogs: Entitled

Entitled

By RachelD - 17/07/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, I can’t make it to my friend’s birthday party because my dog died this morning. I called my friend to inform her and she screamed at me because a "dumb animal" is more important than her best friend. Oh, and she asked me if that also means she won’t be getting a present. FML

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Priorities

By natashamilan - 26/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML

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Nice friend you've got there

By DebbyDowner - 06/01/2023 12:00

Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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What a treat

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Sainte Genevieve

Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML

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Empathy 101

By Anonymous - 16/05/2022 04:00

Today, I was supposed to attend my best friend's funeral. When I asked my boss for time off, she actually said friends don't justify having the day off, unlike say a blood relative. My boss is autistic, so she struggles to understand certain things, but even for her that was a real prick thing to say. FML

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Over the rainbow bridge

By Memelord - 18/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my friend informed me that his dog died. Hoping to cheer him up, I sent him a random meme. My dumb ass mistakenly sent him a meme about dead dogs. FML

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You deserved it 1 544

By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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Major Regina George vibes

By Partypoopermom - 23/12/2021 11:01

Today, our family dog passed away. My 16 year-old daughter had a tantrum over us cancelling her 16th birthday trip, because, “the stupid dog picked the perfect day to die.” She says she’s going on the trip “with or without us.” She actually went. With her friends. What do they see in this sociopathic brat? FML

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By Ashe - 01/06/2012 17:58 - Australia - Carrum

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 31 205

Levi2411 41

Sunday 18 July 2021 1:31

Yeah that's not your best friend, that's a bitch in disguise. Drop em.

Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 18 July 2021 1:03

and that's what we call an entitled user...I'm sorry for your loss.

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Jesse Duff 15

Sunday 18 July 2021 1:03

and that's what we call an entitled user...I'm sorry for your loss.

Levi2411 41

Sunday 18 July 2021 1:31

Yeah that's not your best friend, that's a bitch in disguise. Drop em.

EBrogen 12

Sunday 18 July 2021 2:56

Pets a helluva loss. Especially if raised from a pup, kitten or when they were young. My condolences.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Monday 19 July 2021 1:26

She damn sure won't now.

Corey Blair Janvier 3

Monday 19 July 2021 4:43

your friend sounds like how do you say? A super duper extra large asshole

CowgirlWithHeart 15

Monday 19 July 2021 5:09

So sorry for your loss and that your friend is an idiot 😞

Angarik 6

Monday 19 July 2021 9:35

sounds like you need a better friend.

Leanne Holmes 5

Tuesday 20 July 2021 15:37

Yeah- that's not a friend. When my dog died in November my friend was at the vets with me and stayed with me for two nights after to make sure I was ok and cooked meals for me, cleaned up etc. THAT is a friend. Pets are part of the family. I hope you get a better best friend OP